She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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