Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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