I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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