Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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