I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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