that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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There's a naked man in my car right now.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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