moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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