no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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