she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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