Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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