it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm bleeding and have questions
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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