You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one