OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I need a hoe opinion