Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"