She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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