office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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