he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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