i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
