I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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