that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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