On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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