it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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