Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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