What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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