So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
