Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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