five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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