would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
there was a trapeze. enough said
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
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In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
soo... how was my night?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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