whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
