sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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