Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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