I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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