the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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