i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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