this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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