i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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