i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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