So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Found your dick twin last night
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
