I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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