why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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