My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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