Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
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I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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