I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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