Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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