at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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