Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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