I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
please come you make the beer taste better
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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