i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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