thus making me awesome and them whores
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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