We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Sex on roller skates
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass