did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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