new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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