i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
then he tried to convert me to islam
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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