Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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