how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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