So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
