Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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