You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Buhtt sex?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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