How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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