Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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