What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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