My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
